so two days ago i was at a used bookstore and picked up a copy of twilight, just to see what it was about. then that night when i got off at 10:30 i decided to start reading it, i finished it at 6:00am. I'm proud of myself, one more book to check off the reading list. However, now i have to add three because i actually enjoyed the book. I still don't know if I'm going to watch the movies ever, but at least now i will understand who people are when everyone starts talking about the new movie.
oh, and for Taylor's information, Bella is not shallow, stupid at times yes, but not shallow.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
why you shouldn't go to class
ever...
unless there is a test.
1. class is a time to listen to the stupid blond girl in the second row tell everyone that Rosa parks freed the slaves through the underground railroad.
2. when you sit in class you spend at least 15 minutes staring at a clock that doesn't seem to move, then you realize our school is kinda janky and the clock is broken.
3. i have never found a practical use for finding the derivative of a trigonometric function, or the need to be able to talk with mixed company about how nationalism led America's irrational hatred of communism, even though we have never seen communism carried out as the idea says.
4. most classes will not let you eat.
5. teachers would be fairer in their grading if they didn't have to watch the smartest student sleeping through their lecture.
6. in the time you spend sitting through class you could wikipedia 2 articles and learn more useful information.
7. while completing school gives people an idea of your commitment to education, most jobs will give you the training you need (even doctors are led through all procedures a few times).
8. how many of the subjects you are taking actually interest you?
9. important conversations get interrupted when someone notices that their class started 10 minutes ago.
10. we are already paying for the class and the teacher to be there, why does it matter if we show up.
unless there is a test.
1. class is a time to listen to the stupid blond girl in the second row tell everyone that Rosa parks freed the slaves through the underground railroad.
2. when you sit in class you spend at least 15 minutes staring at a clock that doesn't seem to move, then you realize our school is kinda janky and the clock is broken.
3. i have never found a practical use for finding the derivative of a trigonometric function, or the need to be able to talk with mixed company about how nationalism led America's irrational hatred of communism, even though we have never seen communism carried out as the idea says.
4. most classes will not let you eat.
5. teachers would be fairer in their grading if they didn't have to watch the smartest student sleeping through their lecture.
6. in the time you spend sitting through class you could wikipedia 2 articles and learn more useful information.
7. while completing school gives people an idea of your commitment to education, most jobs will give you the training you need (even doctors are led through all procedures a few times).
8. how many of the subjects you are taking actually interest you?
9. important conversations get interrupted when someone notices that their class started 10 minutes ago.
10. we are already paying for the class and the teacher to be there, why does it matter if we show up.
the toothfairy is a metaphor for welfare
welfare is socialism
socialism is a communist idea
therefore, by the transitive property, the toothfairy is a damn red commie.
also taylor watched 17 again and found it suprisingly good....
giraffes have black tounges
craig means peter in scottish
cinchillas have freakishly large ears.
felicia is wearing purple, which she does not do, i am confused
i will come back and blog in a little while, i can't think
welfare is socialism
socialism is a communist idea
therefore, by the transitive property, the toothfairy is a damn red commie.
also taylor watched 17 again and found it suprisingly good....
giraffes have black tounges
craig means peter in scottish
cinchillas have freakishly large ears.
felicia is wearing purple, which she does not do, i am confused
i will come back and blog in a little while, i can't think
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