why you shouldn't go to class

ever...





unless there is a test.





1. class is a time to listen to the stupid blond girl in the second row tell everyone that Rosa parks freed the slaves through the underground railroad.



2. when you sit in class you spend at least 15 minutes staring at a clock that doesn't seem to move, then you realize our school is kinda janky and the clock is broken.



3. i have never found a practical use for finding the derivative of a trigonometric function, or the need to be able to talk with mixed company about how nationalism led America's irrational hatred of communism, even though we have never seen communism carried out as the idea says.



4. most classes will not let you eat.



5. teachers would be fairer in their grading if they didn't have to watch the smartest student sleeping through their lecture.

6. in the time you spend sitting through class you could wikipedia 2 articles and learn more useful information.

7. while completing school gives people an idea of your commitment to education, most jobs will give you the training you need (even doctors are led through all procedures a few times).

8. how many of the subjects you are taking actually interest you?

9. important conversations get interrupted when someone notices that their class started 10 minutes ago.

10. we are already paying for the class and the teacher to be there, why does it matter if we show up.